| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Words per line | Chars per line | Last seen | Random quote |
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grknight_ | 1615 |    | 20839 | 12.9 | 75.7 | yesterday | "oh, but you are using a null safe operator :)" |
| 2 |
montywi | 1795 |  | 20839 | 11.6 | 65.5 | today | "DarkainMX: We have some 32 bit packages. See https://downloads.ma" |
| 3 |
serg | 1519 | | 16232 | 10.7 | 61.5 | 2 days ago | "no, it was never called like that, checked in 3.23.x" |
| 4 |
nohitall | 2116 | | 16064 | 7.6 | 40.7 | 96 days ago | "and make sure log is enabled in my.cnf" |
| 5 |
wlad | 1283 | | 12457 | 9.7 | 56.5 | 2 days ago | "its been a while since I ran MySQL with MariaDB together" |
| 6 |
jkavalik_ | 642 | | 11746 | 18.3 | 106.7 | 3 days ago | "qwebirc8040, http://pastebin.com/dHQ4cApC - 10.0 here" |
| 7 |
knielsen | 537 | | 11078 | 20.6 | 123.3 | 3 days ago | "ryantm____: maybe not what you were looking for, but you can SET" |
| 8 |
dragonheart | 800 | | 10027 | 12.5 | 74.6 | 108 days ago | "yw. whatever your eid is :-)" |
| 9 |
mgriffin_ | 900 | | 9493 | 10.5 | 62.9 | 4 days ago | "PAGER set to 'grep -c wsrep'" |
| 10 |
elenst | 762 | | 8619 | 11.3 | 64.9 | 17 days ago | "and it's the optimizer... unfortunately" |
| 11 |
sibiria | 751 | | 7901 | 10.5 | 58.3 | 2 days ago | "are you on one of those hot 486sx machines?" |
| 12 |
Ninpo^ | 600 | | 6813 | 11.4 | 63.6 | 16 days ago | "Now you need to switch back to mysqli with mysqlnd" |
| 13 |
markusjm_ | 688 | | 6807 | 9.9 | 57.5 | today | "and one of the examples seems to be an engine change" |
| 14 |
catphish | 328 | | 5457 | 16.6 | 93.6 | today | "not that it matters, i guess they must be" |
| 15 |
dr-m | 337 | | 5452 | 16.2 | 90.6 | yesterday | "maybe the database backup is/was run by some other user?" |
| 16 |
svoj_ | 436 | | 4170 | 9.6 | 55.8 | 7 days ago | "ws2k3: myisam doesn't scale well (concurrency wise), but might be" |
| 17 |
stemid | 271 | | 4051 | 14.9 | 81.7 | 185 days ago | "https://paste.fedoraproject.org/367383/34697711/" |
| 18 |
arthurl | 260 | | 3866 | 14.9 | 85.5 | 8 days ago | "we got a new firewall here at the office..." |
| 19 |
frank-- | 480 | | 3718 | 7.7 | 44.2 | 5 days ago | "the solution is not to use emojis, clearly." |
| 20 |
showaz | 402 | | 3405 | 8.5 | 63.5 | 42 days ago | "https://mariadb.com/kb/en/mariadb/enabling-tokudb/#check-for-tran" |
| 21 |
nirbhay_ | 332 | | 3260 | 9.8 | 62.6 | today | "fas3r, Something could have gone wrong on the donor node, you sho" |
| 22 |
phpcoder | 417 | | 3228 | 7.7 | 45.4 | 3 days ago | "guys i have agents and application i do select...agents inner joi" |
| 23 |
catphish_ | 216 | | 3082 | 14.3 | 81.9 | 30 days ago | "that's interesting, then i have no idea how they got there :(" |
| 24 |
Lazylegs | 277 | | 3038 | 11.0 | 60.6 | 85 days ago | "wtf.. thumbs... shouldnt you be at #php" |
| 25 |
bytee | 216 | | 2990 | 13.8 | 81.8 | 22 days ago | "crazycoder: can you try that ?" |
Is ws2k3_ stupid or just asking too many questions? 61.0% lines contained a question!
saml didn't know that much either. 43.4% of his/her lines were questions.
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The loudest one was antranigv, who yelled 17.7% of the time!
Another old yeller was JimmyNeutron, who shouted 15.2% of the time!
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It seems that bernd's shift-key is hanging: 8.0% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE.
For example, like this:
<bernd> | VERSION() |
BuenGenio just forgot to deactivate his/her Caps-Lock. He/She wrote UPPERCASE 6.1% of the time.
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frank-- is a very aggressive person. He/She attacked others 1 times.
For example, like this:
* thumbs smacks ravegen for cross-posting and being lazy
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Poor ravegen, nobody likes him/her. He/She was attacked 1 times.
For example, like this:
* thumbs smacks ravegen for cross-posting and being lazy
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antranigv brings happiness to the world. 29.2% lines contained smiling faces. :)
endstille isn't a sad person either, smiling 26.7% of the time.
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erkules seems to be sad at the moment: 10.6% lines contained sad faces. :(
hiro_p is also a sad person, crying 8.5% of the time.
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jbruehe wrote the longest lines, averaging 151.0 letters per line.
#maria average was 67.1 letters per line. |
republican_devil wrote the shortest lines, averaging 27.2 characters per line.
xRev was tight-lipped, too, averaging 27.9 characters. |
grknight_ spoke a total of 20839 words!
grknight_'s faithful follower, montywi, didn't speak so much: 20839 words.
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Ixio wrote an average of 75.00 words per line.
Channel average was 11.70 words per line.
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| Nice opers here, no one got kicked! |
| ChanServ donated 54 ops in the channel...
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| Wow, no op was taken on #maria! |
elenst always lets us know what he/she's doing: 22 actions!
For example, like this:
* elenst goes afk for a while
Also, wlad tells us what's up with 21 actions.
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nohitall talks to him/herself a lot. He/She wrote over 5 lines in a row 62 times!
Another lonely one was montywi, who managed to hit 21 times.
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| lawrin1 couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 2246 joins during this reporting period! |
segurb has quite a potty mouth. 0.8% words were foul language.
For example, like this:
<segurb> fuck yeah
bu5hm4n also makes sailors blush, 0.7% of the time.
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